You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.