You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.