You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not

George Bush Hates Midgets.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

America Is The Greatest Country In The Whole World.

Nobody's About Saving Anymore. No One Cares About A Rainy Day Anymore. Nobody Saves Up Enough For Even An Umbrella For A Rainy Day. It's Sad. It Really Is A New Form Of Slavery. We Used To Work To Be Able To Afford Material Things. Now We Work For These Things. They're The Boss. That House You Can't Afford, That Car That's Out Of Your Price Range, That Cellphone That Drains Your Bank Account - That's Your Boss.

I Believe You Got My Property?