You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

Comedy Is A Group Activity, A Verbal Orgy.

They're Working Their Way Down. Next Year, Todd Bridges Gets The Award. When I Was A Kid I Wanted To Be Eddie Murphy And Now I'm A Rip-off Of Eddie Murphy.

Whoever You Hate Will End Up In Your Family. You Don't Like Gays? You're Gonna Have A Gay Son. You Don't Like Puerto Ricans? Your Daughter's Gonna Come Home With Livin' La Vida Loca!

God Bless America. And No Place Else.