You Cannot Win A War On Terrorism.

If You Wanna Find Out 101 Things To Do With Plums, Heh, Read Your In-flight Magazine.

High Times Magazine Is A Notch Intellectually Below Highlights For Children. I Mean, They're Both Great To Read When You're Baked, But Come On, Ya Know.

Sketches Have Characters, Exits, Entrances And Are Vastly Different.

I Love Doing Stuff With Todd Barry And Jon Benjamin. We Give The Stage To Good Bands And Funny People.

Because You've Been On Dates Where Y'know, You Forget To Open Your Eyes And Wear Pants And Speak English.