You Cannot Win In A Fight Against

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.

Pretty Girls Have Problems Too.

My Mother Is The Kind Of Woman You Don't Want To Be In Line Behind At The Supermarket. She Has Coupons For Coupons.

There's Always A Moment In Any Stand-up Show I Do Where People Are Booing. They Kinda Boo A Premise. And Then I Bail Myself Out With A Joke. But It's Like Trying To Do Movies Where There's A Dramatic Undertone.

I Think My Best Work Is When I'm Kind Of In Charge.