You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

On Occasions I Have Been Big-headed. I Think Most People Are When They Get In The Limelight. I Call Myself Big Head Just To Remind Myself Not To Be.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.