You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

They Love Me For What I'm Not They Hate Me For What I Am.

I'm Dealing With My Drinking Problem And I Have A Reputation For Getting Things Done.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.