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I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks Hit Me In '92.

I Don't Like Cursing In Movies. I Feel Like Cursing Has Become The New Hackiness. You Try To Find Substitutions For Cursing.

I Have To Stop Crying When I Watch "the View". It's Not Because Of The Topics At Hand, I Just Feel Sorry For That Couch.

You Write Things That Are Of Interest To You. There's No Focus Group.

The Problem With These Interviews Is That There's No Sarcastic Font.