You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

You Know What I Want You To Do? I Want You To Blow Out The Candle And Curse The Darkness.

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

This Matter Of Two Sides To Every Question Is Bad Logic And Bad Practice: Sometimes There Are No Sides; Sometimes There Are A Hundred.