You Know What Ged Stands For? Good

Only Married People Understand You Can Be Miserable And Happy At The Same Time.

People Are Always Going To, You Know, Find Something Wrong With People Who Are Not The Exact Same As Them. That's Just What It Is. Black, White, Short, Tall, Religions, Whatever. People Are Bad.

You Can't Be Happy That Fire Cooks Your Food And Be Mad It Burns Your Fingertips.

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.

Karaoke Isn't Fair When You're A Comedian. The Whole Idea Is To Get People Laughing And Enjoying Themselves, And I'm A Professional Funny Guy.