You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.