You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.

If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead For Mercy.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.