You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Mountain Men In Deliverance Were Just Misunderstood.

If You Have A Complete Set Of Salad Bowls And They All Say Kool Whip On The Side, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Handkerchief Doubles As Your Shirt Sleeve.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Amuse Yourself For More Than An Hour With A Fly Swatter.