You Might Be A Redneck If You

Buying A Used Rental Car Is Kind Of Like Going To A House Of Ill Repute Looking For A Wife. Anything That's Been Driven That Hard By That Many People, You Really Don't Want To Put Your Key In It.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You May Be A Redneck If... Your Lifetime Goal Is To Own A Fireworks Stand.

I Don't Necessarily Think Of It As Southern Comedy. I Just Think I'm A Comedian And I Have A Southern Accent.