You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Most Expensive Shoes Have Numbers On The Heels.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.