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Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?

You Might Be A Redneck If Every Electrical Outlet In Your House Is A Fire Hazard.

You Might Be A Redneck If Exxon And Conoco Have Offered You Royalties For Your Hair.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Bought A Vcr So You Could Tape Wrestling While You Are At Work.