You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.

To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.

[about Sex And Being Married] It's Like Being The National Guard, We May Not Be Seeing As Much Action As The Front Line, But We Are Living To Fight Another Day.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are More Than Ten Lawsuits Currently Pending Against Your Dog.

You Might Be A Redneck If People Hear Your Car Long Before They See It.