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I Say, If Everybody In This House Lives Where It's God First, Friends And Family Second And You Third, We Won't Ever Have An Argument.

You Don't Get Married To Get Sex. Getting Married To Get Sex Is Like Buying A 747 To Get Free Peanuts.

In My Life, I Have Driven Some Crappy Vehicles. But I Have Never Been So Desperate For A Vehicle That I Wanted A Used Rental Car.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Mountain Men In Deliverance Were Just Misunderstood.