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You Might Be A Redneck If The Ufo Hotline Limits You To One Call A Day.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Prominently Display A Gift You Bought At Graceland.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Doll Clothes. We've Got Four Thousand Dolls And Ain't One Of Them Got A Stitch Of Clothes On.

Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff They Shouldn't Tell Their Therapist.

You Might Be A Redneck If Every Electrical Outlet In Your House Is A Fire Hazard.