You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Tell Your Age By The Number Of Rings In The Bathtub.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.