You Might Be A Redneck If You

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

As A Comedian I Appreciate Every Kind Of Comedy. You Decide For Yourself What You're Going To Do.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.

If Most People Wanted To Be Incognito, They Put On A Fake Beard Or Mustache. If I Wanted To I'd Just Shave Mine Off.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.