You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking A Dip Has Nothing To Do With Water.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Most Expensive Shoes Have Numbers On The Heels.

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Run Out Of Gas, You Put Gin In The Gas Tank.

If You Ahve Ever Unloaded Your Pickup By Backing Up Really Fast And Slamming On The Brakes, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Hammer Bottle Caps Into The Frame Of Your Front Door To Make It Look Nice.