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You Might Be A Redneck If When You Leave Your House, You Are Followed By Federal Agents Of The Bureau Of Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms, And The Only Thing You Worry About Is If You Can Lose Them Or Not.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Pork And Beans To Be A Gourmet Food.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Go To A Tupperware Party For A Haircut.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Pocketknife Has Ever Been Referred To As Exhibit A.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.