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It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Satellite Dish Payment Delays Buying School Clothes For The Kids.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.

When I Was A Kid, My Parents Had A 900-pound Television On Top Of A Tv Tray. My Dad's Theory Was, 'let Him Pull It Over His Head A Few Times, He'll Learn.'