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You Might Be A Redneck If The Salvation Army Declines Your Mattress.

Women In Bed Are Like Diesel Engines. What I Mean By That Is, It May Take Them A While To Get Going, But When You Do, They Can Go For A Long, Long Time. Whereas Men Are Like... Bottle Rockets.

You Might Be A Redneck If During Your Senior Year You And Your Mother Had Homeroom Together.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you've Been On Tv More Than Times Describing The Sound Of A Tornado.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.