You Might Be A Redneck If You

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

I Just Love People. I Love This Country. I Am The American Dream. I Grew Up By The Airport With A Dirt Yard. Never In My Life Should I Have Been A Success. So That's What I Love About This Country [usa], Is You Get Out There And You Have The Opportunity And You Work Hard At It, And You Can Be A Success.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dogs Name Is Miller Light

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Gives You Tips On How To Sneak Booze Into Sporting Events.

Please Don't Get Me Wrong Here. I'm Not Making Fun Of Old People. In Fact I Think That's The Goal Of Everybody Here Tonite. We All Want To Be An Old Person Someday.