You Never Know What Life Is Like,

I Learned Also That The Best Way To Keep Out Of Trouble Was By Never Complaining Or Asking For Anything.

I Often Wake Up In The Night, And I Like To Have Something To Think About.

Happy Birthday, Mr Presidenttttt

For A Long Time I Was Scared I'd Find Out I Was Like My Mother.

What Good Am I? I Can't Have Kids. I Can't Cook. I've Been Divorced Three Times. Who Would Want Me?