You Pigeon Hole Yourself By The Title

I Know Enough Football To Know That's Funny!

Make Sure You're Doing Impressions Of People That Are Still Relevant, And That Everyone Knows. Red Skelton Impressions Are A Little Outdated.

I'm Never Home. I Miss Birthdays. I Miss Holidays. I Miss Anniversaries. I Miss Special Moments. I'm Not Always There For Important Times, Because I'm Out On The Road Trying To Make People Laugh. I Give Up My Privacy. I Give Up The Ability To Walk Somewhere And Relax.

Life Is Measured By How You Lived It, Not By The Years.

There Are Certain Bits In My Act That Will Never Change.