You're Only As Good As Your Last

If There's One Thing I Know, It's Men. I Ought To. It's Been My Life's Work.

There Is A Vast Difference Between Success At Twenty-five And Success At Sixty. At Sixty, Nobody Envies You. Instead, Everybody Rejoices Generously, Sincerely, In Your Good Fortune.

Only A Few Things Are Really Important.

I Was Born Serious And I Have Earned My Bread Making Other People Laugh.

We Have Learned To Take Life Seriously, But Never Ourselves.