You're Only As Good As Your Last

Now I Know That Lawyers Must Live, But I've Never Been Able To Understand Why They Have To Live So Blamed Well!

I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

I Enjoy Reading Biographies Because I Want To Know About The People Who Messed Up The World.

It Is Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old.

I Was Born Serious And I Have Earned My Bread Making Other People Laugh.