You're Only As Young As The Woman

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.