You're Only As Young As The Woman

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

I've Known And Respected Your Husband For Many Years, And What's Good Enough For Him Is Good Enough For Me

He Thinks I Look Alike!

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.