You Wouldn't Have Won If We'd Beaten

If You Can't Imitate Him, Don't Copy Him.

Slump? I Ain't In No Slump... I Just Ain't Hitting.

In Theory There Is No Difference Between Theory And Practice. In Practice There Is.

I Love Baseball, I Really Do. I Always Told My Dad, I'm Not Gonna Make It Working... I Like To Play Ball Too Much. Which I Did. I Played Hard. You Gotta Work At This Game. You Really Do. And Its Fun Doing It If You Do It The Right Way.

I Take A Two Hour Nap Between 1pm And 3pm.