List Of Cast Quotes

“Forecasts May Tell You A Great Deal About The Forecaster; They Tell You Nothing About The Future.”

“Wall Street Is The Only Place That People Drive To In A Rolls Royce To Take Advice From People Who Ride The Subway.”

Cast All Your Anxiety On Him Because He Cares For You.

I Know That Oswald Killed Kennedy. Now, Was He Pushed? Encouraged To Do It By Outsiders? Possibly. Possibly. Was He Sitting Down With Fidel Castro? No.

After All, What Is Your Host's Purpose In Having A Party? Surely Not For You To Enjoy Yourself; If That Were Their Sole Purpose, They'd Have Simply Sent Champagne And Women Over To Your Place By Taxi.

The Old Woman Was Not Only Ugly With The Ugliness Age Brings Us All But Showed Signs Of Formidable Ugliness By Birth - Pickle-jar Chin, Mainsail Ears And A Nose Like A Trigonometry Problem. What's More, She Had The Deep Frown And Snit Wrinkles That Come From A Lifetime Of Bad Character.

Everybody Knows How To Raise Children, Except The People Who Have Them.

You Can Always Reason With A German. You Can Always Reason With A Barnyard Animal, Too, For All The Good It Does.

The French Are Sawed-off Sissies Who Eat Snails And Slugs And Cheese That Smells Like People's Feet. Utter Cowards Who Force Their Own Children To Drink Wine, They Gibber Like Baboons Even When You Try To Speak To Them In Their Own Wimpy Language.

We'll Love You Just The Way You Are If You're Perfect.

In My Opinion, I Think Sarcasm And Humor In A Song, Without Turning It Into A Novelty Song, Is Really Charming.

I Do Sarcasm Really Poorly.