A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking

Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You Want To Meet Anyone Ever.

But Long Story Short, I Didn't Start Doing Stand-up Because I Wanted To Have A Tv Show Or Be An Actor Or Even Wanted To Write Sketch Comedy. I Got Into Stand-up Because I Love Stand-up.

I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very Similar... Until You Think Of Gummy.

The Bird, The Bee, The Running Child Are All The Same To The Sliding Glass Door.

If You Want To Dry Hump Someone You Don't Know, Just Act Like They Were Choking.