A Room Is Like A Stage. If

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.

I Often Go On A Liquid Fast A Couple Of Days A Week. I Never Take Just Water. Instead, I'll Have Maybe Six Glasses Of Vegetable And Fruit Juices A Day.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.