A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman, Behind Her Is His Wife.

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book . . . The Recipes Were To Be The Routine Ones: How To Make Dry Toast, Instant Coffee, Hearts Of Lettuce And Brownies. But As An Added Attraction, At No Extra Charge, My Idea Was To Put A Fried Egg On The Cover. I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.