A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.