About All Some Men Accomplish In Life

A Boy Doesn't Have To Go To War To Be A Hero; He Can Say He Doesn't Like Pie When He Sees There Isn't Enough To Go Around.

Common Sense Is Compelled To Make Its Way Without The Enthusiasm Of Anyone.

Somehow, Everyone Hates To See An Unusually Pretty Girl Get Married. It Is Like Taking A Bite Out Of A Very Fine-looking Peach.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

None Of Us Can Boast About The Morality Of Our Ancestors. The Record Does Not Show That Adam And Eve Were Ever Married.