All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.