Any Place I Hang My Head Is

Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!