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I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

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What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?