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I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

I Have Been In The Entertainment Business Some Forty-three Years, And I Have Never Said Anything Detrimental Or Anything That Might Be Construed As Belittling Any Race Or Religion. I Would Be A Sucker To Do So Because You Can't Insult The Customers.