Children Grow Out Of Childhood, But Parents

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.