Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before It's Time! Ok, It's Time.

Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is A Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog It's Too Dark To Read.

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.