Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.