Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.