Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

The Big Difference Between Sex For Money And Sex For Free Is That Sex For Money Usually Costs A Lot Less.