Every Human Being Has Hundreds Of Separate

Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy Is What Happens To You.

Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Fall Into An Open Sewer And Die.

Do You Have A Dollar On You? I Hate To Answer Questions For Nothing.

Ill Just Say Whats In My Heart: Ba-bump, Ba-bump, Ba-bump.

If Ivan The Terrible Had Been Kissed And Loved Between Zero And Three, He Probably Would Have Become Ivan Not So Terrible. If You're Jewish, You Have A Small Smile On Your Face. Because You Know The Rest Are Wrong And You Don't Want To Hurt Their Feelings.