Every Time I Get On An Airplane

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.

I Think We All In Comedi Business, Especially When We Reach A Certain Age, Are Divas Up To A Point. I Love When A Limousine Comes For Me, I Can't Lie About That. I Love When You Go To A Restaurant And They Say, "come This Way, Miss Rivers," And You Get A Good Table. I Love All That, The Perks That Come With The Business.

I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn Proud Of It!