I Am So Out Of The Loop.

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

And Since We're All Adults Here, Let's Be Brutally Honest-most Babies Are Not Actually Attractive. In Fact, They're Weird And Freakish Looking. A Large Percentage Of Them Are Squinty-eyed And Bald And Their Faces Are All Mushed Toegther, Kind Of Like Renee Zellweger Pushed Up Against A Glass Window.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.