Everything Good That Happened To Me Happened

Any Man Who Would Walk Five Miles Through The Snow, Barefoot, Just To Return A Library Book So He Could Save Three Cents - That's My Kind Of Guy.

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.

Everything Good That Happened To Me Happened By Accident.

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

No Matter How Often I Tell People I'm Thirty-nine Some Of Them Refuse To Believe I'm That Old.