Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck