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Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.