Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't

If At First You Do Succeed Don't Take Any More Chances.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

We Can Tell That A Good Name Is Better Than Riches By Those Who Prefer The Riches.

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.