For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.