For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!