The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Handkerchief Doubles As Your Shirt Sleeve.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

If Your Wife's Hairdo Has Ever Been Ruined By A Ceiling Fan, You Might Be A Redneck.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Move Your Refrigerator And The Grass Underneath It Has Turned Yellow.