I Always Hated The Grateful Dead. Never

I Can't Text. My Fingers Are Too Big.

When I'm On Stage, That's Me. It's Blown Up, But That's Me.

Stand-up Comedy And Comedy In General Is The Ultimate Form Of Free Speech, Because You Get To Poke Holes In All The Pretentious Bubbles Politicians And Pundits And Popes And Pretenders Try To Float Over Our Heads.

We Live In A Country Where John Lennon Takes Eight Bullets, Yoko Ono Is Walking Right Beside Him And Not One Hits Her. Explain That To Me!

I Always Hated The Grateful Dead. Never Even Bought A Led Zeppelin Album.