I Always Sit In The Tail End

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.

Now You Know Those Trick Candles That You Blow Out And A Couple Of Seconds Later They Come Alight Again, Well The Other Day There Was A Fire At The Factory That Makes Them.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.