I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten

I Had A Meal Last Night. I Ordered Everything In French, Surprised Everybody. It Was A Chinese Restaurant. I Said To This Chinese Waiter, 'look, This Chicken I Got Here Is Cold.' He Said, 'it Should Be, It's Been Dead Two Weeks.'

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.