I Buy Women Shoes And They Use

Women Liked Me Because I Made Them Laugh.

I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber Ball For Years.

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, All Of Them And Let's Have Peace.