I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.

A Young Mind In A Healthy Body Is A Wonderful Thing. Especially For An Old Man With An Open Night.

I Look To The Future Because That's Where I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of My Life.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.