I'm At The Age Now Where Just

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left

My Major Contribution To The Format Was To Suggest That I Be Able To Step Out Of The Plot And Speak Directly To The Audience, And Then Be Able To Go Right Back Into The Action. That Was An Original Idea Of Mine; I Know It Was Because I Originally Stole It From Thornton Wilder's Play Our Town.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.